Episcopal Church Launches Offensive Against Wayward Dioceses
(Episcopal Ministry of Propaganda) Heroic fighters from the PLO (Pagan Liturgical Organization), a militant wing of The Episcopal
At secret airfields scattered through loyalist dioceses, planes filled with high-impact lawyers are reportedly ready to take to the air. "We'll hit them with so many writs and suits, they'll never know whee the next blow is coming from," boasted TEF Air Marshall David Booth-Beers.
Meanwhile, behind the lines in Fort Worth, beleagured Anglicans assembled stockpiles of holy water and blessed salt for use against any land invasion. TEF threatened that any use of such unconventional weapons would be mean total annihilation for orthodox Episcopalians. "If they burn us with those chemical warheads, we'll force them to listen listen to Eucharistic prayer C until their ears rupture!" thundered Jefforts-Schori. Meanwhile,